I'm impressed that someone cold make something humorous out of a mass murder. Hat tip to LG805 at the PS comment threads. Here's Kristy Lopez-Bernal at Funny or Die.
Hello! Good Guy With A Gun here! I’m that responsible,
gun-loving guy you hear about after every mass shooting. You know, the nice guy
who would never kill anyone for bad or accidental reasons and would only fire
his gun at a person in order to protect others. The everyman who, if we put
tougher gun controls in place, wouldn’t be able to stop all these mass
shootings we keep having. That’s me!
Obviously, it goes on from there.