Russian President Vladimir Putin presented actor Steven Seagal with a Russian passport on Friday in a show of friendly relations with the U.S., according to NBC News.
Seagal signed his passport in front of Putin at a Kremlin ceremony. Putin said he hoped it would serve as a symbol of how tense ties between Moscow and Washington, D.C. were starting to improve.
I think I speak for most Americans in saying Seagal is a dick. And God, I miss Spy magazine who were the first to tell me he's a dick, then Lorne Michaels second.