Nice job, Chicago Tribune and Detroit News.
Donald Trump cannot be president because he's plainly nuts. Hillary Rodham Clinton cannot be president, even though she is immensely qualified, because Bernie Sanders magically turned her into Emma Goldman and also Benghazi!, BENGHAZI!, BENGHAZI!
Which leaves Colonel McCormick's heirs with the Carmen Sandiego of Weed City.
In all fairness, Donald Trump may be more sane than Johnson and Stein.
Since it's youtube Saturday:
Yo tengo sed!