This Just In:
From our top secret source inside the Romney campaign comes word of a change in the Veep pick. Apparently Bain Capital was too contentious a choice. Playing it safe, Willard is going with Kelsey Grammar. But since Mr. Grammar is currently busy with his hit TV program his role will be played by Fred Thompson. I'm sure this announcement will prove to be as accurate as the "scoop" on Condi Rice.
My unsolicited advice to the Platner campaign is to run this footage as
often and as broadly as possible: NEWS CENTER MAINE: This is the first
reelection...
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